{"id":8,"date":"2006-05-23T14:10:42","date_gmt":"2006-05-23T18:10:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.missrockaway.org\/?p=8"},"modified":"2006-08-01T15:11:41","modified_gmt":"2006-08-01T19:11:41","slug":"we-need-a-name-like-a-snail-needs-a-shell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.missrockaway.org\/wordpress\/05\/23\/we-need-a-name-like-a-snail-needs-a-shell\/","title":{"rendered":"we need a name like a snail needs a shell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>everyone is sending a&#8217;yen 3 names this week. here were some goodies and some sillies from our last brainstorm. jeff slipped in &#8220;the good ship impossible&#8221; at the end of his minutes.<\/p>\n<p>update:<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">MIGHTY RIVER PROJECT NAMES<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n:::Todd Chandler:<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">rickety splinter<br \/>\ndriftwood mutiny<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n:::Shelby Medical Genius:<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">the good ship impossible<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">riff raft<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">:::SwoonerCalliedelphia:<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">miss rockaway<br \/>\nthe perpetual mutineers sing songs of paradise<br \/>\nthe queen jallopy pop<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">:::Wendell Wah:<br \/>\nSpirit of the Fung Wa[h]<br \/>\nMurdock&#8217;s stinky sinky fun fun Boat<br \/>\nOld man melon&#8217;s skirty retrieval carvel<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">:::George:<br \/>\n1. the Curse of Lono<br \/>\n-referencing the travels of captain Cook, and the brilliant real life dissertation of Hunter Thompson&#8217;s concerning american imperialism<\/p>\n<p>2.the Miss Anthropic<br \/>\n-play on words.  Look for it<\/p>\n<p>3. rAfTonomy, RaFTonomy, R(a)ft(onomy)<br \/>\n-I dunno somesuch shit as that<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">:::Polina<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">The Perpetual Mutiny<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">:::Tod (One D) Seelie:<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Junk Armada<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Flotilla<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Fools Ark<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">:::A\u00e2\u20ac\u2122yen<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Lady Mutiny<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">The Institute for Aquatic Glee<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">The Aquatic Joy Ensemble<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">:::Lee<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">I like showboat, junk finn and truck.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">:::Erica*<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">ne&#8217;er do wrong raft craft<br \/>\n500 fingers in the soup<br \/>\ngreat big explosion<br \/>\nfireworks in the belly of the river<br \/>\nriver bellied bastion<br \/>\nmonster city impossible<br \/>\n35 smiles and 10 miles a day<br \/>\npancakes &#038; barrels<br \/>\nfuck marine ply<br \/>\nmermaids use rafts from the river to the sea<br \/>\nmagnificient mississippi maximum manium<br \/>\nbathtub sized bachelorette party<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">:::David Hyde<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">1. The rising tide<br \/>\n2. Without a paddle<br \/>\n3. Shit boat<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">:::Harrison of ne\u00e2\u20ac\u2122er-do-well formatting<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\u00e2\u20ac\u0153the name for &#8216;this monstrosity'(which is a good one):<br \/>\n1)  A Salutary Dream<br \/>\n2) Meteor du Bioremediation<br \/>\n3) Mach Twain<br \/>\n4) Thirsty  (ie.   &#8220;oh her&#8230;she&#8217;s Thirsty&#8221;)<br \/>\nthe &#8216;people&#8217;  it&#8217;s carrying: if anyone asks what we are&#8230; i think we should tell them we&#8217;re ticklish. (see what ensues) and what we are trying to do:  find atlantis (and then of course explain in explicit detail exactly what that entails) and we&#8217;re going to need a navigator to navigate the space between dreaming and awake. oh and my favorite from the list of already existing names is: the good ship impossible.  or junk finn\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd?<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">From the brainstorm:<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">floating disaster<br \/>\nsea monster<br \/>\nriff raft<br \/>\nthe queen jalopy<br \/>\nshowboat<br \/>\ntruck<br \/>\ngalumphing mass<br \/>\nfools ark<br \/>\nflotilla<br \/>\nquesadilla flotilla<br \/>\nship of fools<br \/>\nfung wah<br \/>\nholy, holy glory hole (or other super suggestive puns that make fun<br \/>\nof god or midwest morality)<br \/>\njunk finn<br \/>\neconomy foam and futon<br \/>\nfinn<br \/>\nthe spirit of [something here]<br \/>\nsplinter<br \/>\njunk armada<br \/>\ndrifters<br \/>\n{something] hooligans<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>everyone is sending a&#8217;yen 3 names this week. here were some goodies and some sillies from our last brainstorm. jeff slipped in &#8220;the good ship impossible&#8221; at the end of his minutes. update: MIGHTY RIVER PROJECT NAMES :::Todd Chandler: rickety splinter driftwood mutiny :::Shelby Medical Genius: the good ship impossible riff raft :::SwoonerCalliedelphia: miss rockaway [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.missrockaway.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.missrockaway.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.missrockaway.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.missrockaway.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.missrockaway.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.missrockaway.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.missrockaway.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.missrockaway.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.missrockaway.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}